You know what would be so funny? If GaGa bought every seat at one of Madonna’s concerts and sat in the middle and was like:

theterriblechild:

Katy Perry’s first album came out 11 years ago:

Lady Gaga’s first album came out 4 years ago:

jankyass:

I watched that episode of Sponegbob today where Patrick realizes he’s never won any awards because he’s done nothing with his life so he starts copying Spongebob’s every move in an attempt to get one and I’m pretty sure this episode is almost a decade old but it’s amazing how much it still resonates today:

matthew-scott:

she stole my chord progression

she stole my style

she stole my gay fans

im gonna get her back, you know why?

because i have nothing else to lose

madeagoestohell:

i used to think the word “primadonna” was spelled like “pre-madonna” but then i realized that nothing in this world is older than madonna

kimhadbitchtits:

I’ve got Gaga’s nipples and sideboobs a-plenty

I’ve got asses and stomach galore

You want pictures of Gaga’s vagina?

I got twenty.

But who cares

No big deal

I want mooore

(Source: popcorntits)

ladygagastuff:

you AREN’T ALLOWED to ever say something bad about lady GAGA again because people are threatening to kill her and her solution is to get up on stage in front of 50000 people without any band or dancers so that no one else could get hurt

(Source: kevinless)